• person: i like you
  • me: why

8yrs:

masturb88:

Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

ORTHODONTIST

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

zevransbutt:

me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny

distorment:

i procrastinate so much i’ll probably put off death and never die

42hearts:

there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at