Anonymous whispered: dye cis cum

sassmaster-general:

What color should I dye the cum?

Blue might be cool. Red is my favorite color, but then it would look like the guy was ejaculating blood, and I ain’t about that.

How do we even go about dying semen?

guy:

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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(Source: guy)

lmaoalien:

when you tell your parents something funny and they turn it into a lectureimage

i will open commissions when i get back home from holidays because i need some money for college ;v; 

cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

headphones-in-do-not-disturb:

theorgyorganizer:

fuck education who wants to start a band

your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.

thecutestofthecute:

Dogs with butterflies ehe he heimage

Dogs with butterflies oho ho hoimage

Dogs with butterflies aha ha ha

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deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage